We are all together at Stephanie’s home. Family is scattered around. The smell is terrific. The table is beautiful.
Thursday, November 22, 2018
Wednesday, November 21, 2018
Paradise?
When Paradise is not paradise!
I am unable to comprehend the anguish that must be felt by those that lived in Paradise, California through this year's fire season. How can they get through their day without all the stuff they had gathered around themselves. No favorite coffee cup for the morning cup of coffee while you read the morning paper. Many lost their pets. Your neighbor is not available to listen to you tell how well your child is doing in school. Oh, no way for your child to go to school. My home has its own personality. I leave the TV on while I go about my day, but theirs is GONE! Not only the tv, remote, recliner, reading glasses, but the home itself!
I did the math on how much has burned. Yesterday, they said it was to 151,000 acres. That means it would be 15 miles by 15 miles. Another way to look at it is; an average lot is about 2500 square feet and it would be about 26,000 homes. I realize that it matters none about the math if it was your own family that is impacted.
God Bless those going through this Hell while I will be celebrating Thanksgiving with my family. I am certain to be more thankful this season because of what I see going on in Paradise.
I am unable to comprehend the anguish that must be felt by those that lived in Paradise, California through this year's fire season. How can they get through their day without all the stuff they had gathered around themselves. No favorite coffee cup for the morning cup of coffee while you read the morning paper. Many lost their pets. Your neighbor is not available to listen to you tell how well your child is doing in school. Oh, no way for your child to go to school. My home has its own personality. I leave the TV on while I go about my day, but theirs is GONE! Not only the tv, remote, recliner, reading glasses, but the home itself!
I did the math on how much has burned. Yesterday, they said it was to 151,000 acres. That means it would be 15 miles by 15 miles. Another way to look at it is; an average lot is about 2500 square feet and it would be about 26,000 homes. I realize that it matters none about the math if it was your own family that is impacted.
God Bless those going through this Hell while I will be celebrating Thanksgiving with my family. I am certain to be more thankful this season because of what I see going on in Paradise.
Tuesday, November 20, 2018
Oh Happy Day
"Oh Happy Day" is something I heard often as a child. Sometimes it was used sarcastically. For example; grandma was making waffles and the batter sticks to the waffle iron. You can just hear grandma say "oh happy day". Emphasis added! Or, mom asks where my younger brother is and I say I do not know. Mom drops her task at hand and races out to search for her child. When she finds him she exclaims "Oh happy day".You can feel the relief in her voice.
Well, which is it? Does it mean a negative exclamation or a positive exclamation? Or, could it also mean a literal, nonexclamatory utterance? I want to establish that today is a truly happy day. There are so many reasons to be happy. I feel I will succeed in my tasks to ready myself to drive to Stephanie's home for Thanksgiving. I will get the eggs off the ceiling. I will get the morning newspaper and relax with a cup of coffee. My feeling of a great outlook is normal for me. I am quite positive about my outlook on life. I am blessed with much. To which, I simply say "Oh Happy Day".
Well, which is it? Does it mean a negative exclamation or a positive exclamation? Or, could it also mean a literal, nonexclamatory utterance? I want to establish that today is a truly happy day. There are so many reasons to be happy. I feel I will succeed in my tasks to ready myself to drive to Stephanie's home for Thanksgiving. I will get the eggs off the ceiling. I will get the morning newspaper and relax with a cup of coffee. My feeling of a great outlook is normal for me. I am quite positive about my outlook on life. I am blessed with much. To which, I simply say "Oh Happy Day".
Monday, November 19, 2018
Eggs on the ceiling
About two months ago, I forgot my pot of eggs on the stove while doing other tasks around the house. The stove setting was quite low, but I let a lot of time go by until the water was boiled out and the blackened eggs eggsploded. Get it? Eggsploded! Ha. Ha.
The result was pieces of egg on the ceiling, a pan that was nearly impossible to clean, no boiled eggs, and my ego shattered. Eventually, I managed to clean the pan. My Ego is still shattered. I did promise myself to never leave a pan unattended. Smart!
Well, tonight I did it again. I must admit that it took the third egg eggsploding before I realized what was going on. The same scene was found when I rushed into the kitchen. I am such an idiot! I hate to watch a pot boil for six minutes. It seems one should be able to check back before the disaster. Nope. Not me, anyway.
The result was pieces of egg on the ceiling, a pan that was nearly impossible to clean, no boiled eggs, and my ego shattered. Eventually, I managed to clean the pan. My Ego is still shattered. I did promise myself to never leave a pan unattended. Smart!
Well, tonight I did it again. I must admit that it took the third egg eggsploding before I realized what was going on. The same scene was found when I rushed into the kitchen. I am such an idiot! I hate to watch a pot boil for six minutes. It seems one should be able to check back before the disaster. Nope. Not me, anyway.
Sunday, November 18, 2018
Thanksgiving 2018
I love to tell Stories. My favorite subject is my family. Our daily lives are filled with much interest and excitement. I look ahead a few days and know we will gather together to share Thanksgiving in Stephanie's home.
Our family is clearly different than when I was young. We lived in a community where we were near both of my grandparents. If I walked through the woods from our home to either of their homes, it was about one mile. Now, we have to travel halfway across the State to gather together. I am mostly to blame for the distance between us because I refuse to live in a rain-infested climate. My health is much improved when I live in a drier climate.
Admitting the family is different today does not include admitting it is less loving. I love time spent with all of my family. We can do many of the things fun to us in the past. We all enjoy table games. Hand and Foot, anyone? Speaking of table games, Stephanie is amazing at doing many things while whipping us at any of the games we choose. She can be texting instructions to others, making dinner, settling squabbles, loading the dishwasher and more and still be faster at her turn of play than anyone else.
So, on Thanksgiving, find me happily sharing the thankfulness I feel. We will gather and formally give thanks for all we have. It is abundant. As far as my love to tell stories, I plan to restart writing to this blog.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE
Friday, June 30, 2017
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Sunshine
Sunshine is priceless. Yesterday was a beautiful day here in Spokane. Today is set to be even better. There is no way to adequately describe all the positive things gained by a sunny day. It lifts the spirit. It makes you start thinking about planting a garden. It makes you more likely to take your best friend for a walk. Come on Bandit, I am not going to sit here at the computer and waste the sunshine.
Kayak Bandit
Kayak Bandit
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Treating a Nation of Anxious Wimps
Treating a Nation of Anxious Wimps
Emergency departments are distilleries boiling complex blends of trauma, stress and emotion down to the essence of immediacy: what needs to be done, right now, to fix the problem. Working the past twenty years in such environments has shown me with great clarity what is wrong (and right) with our nation’s medical system. It’s obvious to me that despite all the furor and rancor, what is being debated in Washington currently is not healthcare reform. It’s only healthcare insurance reform. It addresses the undeniably important issues of who is going to pay and how, but completely misses the point of why.
Healthcare costs too much in our country because we deliver too much healthcare. We deliver too much because we demand too much. And we demand it for all the wrong reasons. We’re turning into a nation of anxious wimps.
I still love my job; very few things are as emotionally rewarding as relieving true pain and suffering, sharing compassionate care and actually saving lives. Illness and injury will always require the best efforts our medical system can provide. But emergency departments nationwide are being overwhelmed by the non-emergent, and doctors in general are asked to treat what doesn’t need treatment.
In a single night I had patients come in for the following complaints (all brought by ambulance): “Smoked marijuana and got dizzy”, “stung by a bee and it hurts”, “got drunk and have a hangover”, “sat out in the sun and got sunburn”, “ate Mexican food and threw up”, “picked my nose and it bled, but now it stopped”, “just had sex and want to know if I’m pregnant.”
Since all my colleagues and I have worked our shifts while suffering from worse symptoms than these (well, hopefully not the marijuana), we have understandably lost some of our natural empathy for such patients. When working with a cold, flu or headache, I often feel I am like one of those cute little animal signs in amusement parks that say “you must be taller than me to ride this ride” only my sign would read “you must be sicker than me to come to our emergency department.” You’d be surprised how many patients wouldn’t qualify.
At a time when we have an unprecedented obsession with health – Dr. Oz, The Doctors, Oprah and a host of daytime talk shows make the smallest issues seem like apocalyptic pandemics – we have substandard national wellness. This is largely because the media focuses on the exotic and the sensational and ignores the mundane. Our society has warped our perception of true risk. We are taught to fear vaccinations, mold, shark attacks, airplanes and breast implants when we really should worry about smoking, drug abuse, obesity, cars and basic hygiene. If you go by pharmaceutical advertisement budgets, our most critical health needs are to have sex and fall asleep.
Somehow we have developed an expectation that our health should always be perfect, and if it isn’t, there should be a pill to fix it. With every ache and sniffle we run to the doctor, or purchase useless quackery such as Airborne or homeopathic cures (to the tune of tens of billions of dollars). We demand unnecessary diagnostic testing, antibiotics for our viruses, narcotics for bruises and sprains. And due to time constraints on physicians, fear of lawsuits and the pressure to keep patients satisfied, we usually get them.
Yet the great secret of medicine is that almost everything we see will get better (or worse) no matter how we treat it. Usually better. The human body is exquisitely talented at healing. If bodies didn’t heal by themselves, we’d be up the creek. Even in an Intensive Care Unit, with our most advanced techniques applied, all we’re really doing is optimizing the conditions under which natural healing can occur. We give oxygen and fluids in the right proportions, raise or lower the blood pressure as needed and allow the natural healing mechanisms time to do their work. It’s as if you could put your car in the service garage, make sure you gave it plenty of gas, oil and brake fluid, and then expect the transmission to fix itself.
The bottom line is that most conditions are self-limited. This doesn’t mesh well with our immediate-gratification, instant-action society. But usually that bronchitis or back ache or poison ivy or stomach flu just needs time to get better. Take two aspirin and call me in the morning wasn’t your doctor being lazy in the middle of the night; it was sound medical practice. As a wise pediatrician colleague of mine once told me, “Our best medicines are Tincture of Time and Elixir of Neglect.” Taking drugs for things that go away on their own is rarely helpful and often harmful.
We’ve become a nation of hypochondriacs. Every sneeze is swine flu, every headache a tumor. And at great expense, we deliver fantastically prompt, thorough and largely unnecessary care. There is tremendous financial pressure on physicians to keep patients happy. But unlike business, in medicine the customer isn’t always right. Sometimes a doctor needs to show tough love and deny patients the quick fix. A good physician needs to have the guts to stand up to people and tell them that their baby gets ear infections because they smoke cigarettes. That it’s time to admit they are alcoholics. That they need to suck it up and deal with discomfort because narcotics will just make everything worse. That what’s really wrong with them is that they are just too damned fat. Unfortunately, this type of advice rarely leads to high patient satisfaction scores.
Modern medicine is a blessing which improves all our lives. But until we start educating the general populace about what really affects their health and what a doctor is capable (and more importantly, incapable) of fixing, we will continue to waste a large portion of our healthcare dollar on treatments which just don’t make any difference.
Dr. Thomas A. Doyle is an emergency physician who practices in Sewickley, PA. He is the author of the forthcoming book “Suck It Up, America: The Tough Choices Needed for Real Health-Care Reform”
I took the liberty to copy this here. I like what he says. Thank You, Dr. Doyle.
Kayak Bandit
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
I'm On My Way To.......
I may be silly, but I did not go visit my daughter's and their families at Christmas or New Year. For that matter, It was before Thanksgiving that I was last over in the Seattle area. I really like the time I spend there. But, I prefer to spend time when their lives are running along on normal.
When you are a guest at someone's home and they have all the responsibility to entertain you and others, they have little reserve energy to sit for a long time and chat. They may be heading to the store to buy last minute presents. They may be double checking the cupboards to make sure they have all the ingredients to make the pies, potatoes, turkey, gravy and more. I like it best when you can casually wake up and go into the living area with socks and pajamas. If no one has beaten you to the punch, you can make a pot of coffee and go get the paper. In other words, just fit in.
I am headed to Seattle tomorrow. I know there will be open arms waiting for my hug. There is nothing better than an enthusiastic hug from a grandchild. It is even better than the delightful hug of your own child. Children do not hold back. They come running and actually do jump into the hug. I can hardly wait.
I suppose I will help build some contraption out of Legos. I will slightly exasperate the boys because I do not know all the tricks to make something fit perfectly. But, it will be evident they enjoy the "help" anyway.
I am hoping I will get some hand written booklets with pictures. The pictures will show the obvious similarities to their family and pets. I say obvious, tongue in cheek, because I miss the obvious until the author points it out. And only then can I see what should have been obvious.
I am hoping I get to read some of them to sleep. Oh, and isn't it great to study the face of a child or baby while they sleep? Holding a baby in your arms while they succumb to sleep. The soft breath, the twitching lip or when they react to an unexpected noise. Boy, am I lucky. I can hardly wait.
Kayak Bandit
When you are a guest at someone's home and they have all the responsibility to entertain you and others, they have little reserve energy to sit for a long time and chat. They may be heading to the store to buy last minute presents. They may be double checking the cupboards to make sure they have all the ingredients to make the pies, potatoes, turkey, gravy and more. I like it best when you can casually wake up and go into the living area with socks and pajamas. If no one has beaten you to the punch, you can make a pot of coffee and go get the paper. In other words, just fit in.
I am headed to Seattle tomorrow. I know there will be open arms waiting for my hug. There is nothing better than an enthusiastic hug from a grandchild. It is even better than the delightful hug of your own child. Children do not hold back. They come running and actually do jump into the hug. I can hardly wait.
I suppose I will help build some contraption out of Legos. I will slightly exasperate the boys because I do not know all the tricks to make something fit perfectly. But, it will be evident they enjoy the "help" anyway.
I am hoping I will get some hand written booklets with pictures. The pictures will show the obvious similarities to their family and pets. I say obvious, tongue in cheek, because I miss the obvious until the author points it out. And only then can I see what should have been obvious.
I am hoping I get to read some of them to sleep. Oh, and isn't it great to study the face of a child or baby while they sleep? Holding a baby in your arms while they succumb to sleep. The soft breath, the twitching lip or when they react to an unexpected noise. Boy, am I lucky. I can hardly wait.
Kayak Bandit
Monday, January 9, 2012
Parenthood
Today is January 9, 2012. What an amazing day. You see, forty years ago, Kathy and I headed to the hospital because contractions were beginning. We were at full term for the delivery of our first baby.
Since it was our first we did not know what to expect. Sure we had listened to the wisdom of our parents and friends, We were told what to expect from our doctor. We had attended Lamaze training. This is where you are taught to breath the right way. The men were instructed how to comfort and support our wives.
Nothing could prepare us fully for what was ahead. It was not the same as today. Today we could be calling important loved ones from our cell phone while on the way to the hospital. That is not the way it was. We called our doctor's office and explained where Kathy was at with her contractions. When it was appropriate, they instructed us to head to the hospital. Once we had called Louise, Kathy's mom, and started driving, we were alone until we pulled up to the emergency door at the hospital.
Once we were at the hospital, the contractions continued. There would be periods of quiet for Kathy, put then here would come another contraction. It tore me apart as she contorted with obvious pain during each contraction. The hardest part for me was realizing the contractions were not getting closer together as we had expected they would be doing. So, time extended into hours and the contractions were staying about the same. It was clear to me that Kathy was really getting exhausted. The nurses tried to convince us to employ the techniques we had learned at Lamaze. Kathy and I did not do so great at this.
Louise would relieve me in the Labor room. There were other families in the waiting room with us. Some were only in the waiting room a brief time until they left the waiting room because the expected baby was born. A quick delivery was not to be for us and one other couple. This man and I were about the same age. They were expecting twins. They too, were expecting their first. As the hours dragged on, we talked a lot. We aspired many of the same things. We were going to be parents. We wanted the best for our expectant babies.
Some time in the middle of the night, my new friend was summoned to the labor room. It was not the same summoning that previous times the doors had opened and a family name was called. The summon had a sadness to it. It caused me to worry for my friend. And, sure enough, we learned that his twins were still. No life could be detected for either baby. They had to take the babies by C section. And sadly, they did not survive.
Kathy continued to have regular contractions. After much time, the doctor decided to induce the baby. Once this happened, the process moved forward. The contractions were stronger and closer together. When the birth was imminent, the staff shewed everyone out. It was a brief time, and the staff came to the waiting room and invited me in the delivery room. Here is a picture I will never forget. My beautiful, radiant, proud, yet exhausted, wife with an adorable baby on her bosom. Soon, the nurse gave the baby to me to hold. The bond between my darling daughter, Stephanie Lyn was formed. It was magical. No words can describe holding the life that came directly from you. The miracle of new life is special.
This experience will forever be the highlight of my own life.
The depth of despair, by contrast was witnessing the loss to my new friend and his wife. I met him briefly as he was leaving the baby viewing room. He apparently had asked to go see the babies ahead of open viewing time. Back then, there were only certain times that the public could go see the babies all lined up in their cute little beds behind a glass wall. We recognized each other with knowing in our eyes. There were no words available. We passed by each other in silence.
Stephanie continues to be the blessing to me that she was when she was first placed in my arms. Tomorrow is her 40th birthday. Happy Birthday, Stephanie. Thank you Kathy for sharing with me to allow the birth of our two precious daughters.
If you find mistakes in this post, please understand the handicap of tears in my eyes.
Proud Papa
Since it was our first we did not know what to expect. Sure we had listened to the wisdom of our parents and friends, We were told what to expect from our doctor. We had attended Lamaze training. This is where you are taught to breath the right way. The men were instructed how to comfort and support our wives.
Nothing could prepare us fully for what was ahead. It was not the same as today. Today we could be calling important loved ones from our cell phone while on the way to the hospital. That is not the way it was. We called our doctor's office and explained where Kathy was at with her contractions. When it was appropriate, they instructed us to head to the hospital. Once we had called Louise, Kathy's mom, and started driving, we were alone until we pulled up to the emergency door at the hospital.
Once we were at the hospital, the contractions continued. There would be periods of quiet for Kathy, put then here would come another contraction. It tore me apart as she contorted with obvious pain during each contraction. The hardest part for me was realizing the contractions were not getting closer together as we had expected they would be doing. So, time extended into hours and the contractions were staying about the same. It was clear to me that Kathy was really getting exhausted. The nurses tried to convince us to employ the techniques we had learned at Lamaze. Kathy and I did not do so great at this.
Louise would relieve me in the Labor room. There were other families in the waiting room with us. Some were only in the waiting room a brief time until they left the waiting room because the expected baby was born. A quick delivery was not to be for us and one other couple. This man and I were about the same age. They were expecting twins. They too, were expecting their first. As the hours dragged on, we talked a lot. We aspired many of the same things. We were going to be parents. We wanted the best for our expectant babies.
Some time in the middle of the night, my new friend was summoned to the labor room. It was not the same summoning that previous times the doors had opened and a family name was called. The summon had a sadness to it. It caused me to worry for my friend. And, sure enough, we learned that his twins were still. No life could be detected for either baby. They had to take the babies by C section. And sadly, they did not survive.
Kathy continued to have regular contractions. After much time, the doctor decided to induce the baby. Once this happened, the process moved forward. The contractions were stronger and closer together. When the birth was imminent, the staff shewed everyone out. It was a brief time, and the staff came to the waiting room and invited me in the delivery room. Here is a picture I will never forget. My beautiful, radiant, proud, yet exhausted, wife with an adorable baby on her bosom. Soon, the nurse gave the baby to me to hold. The bond between my darling daughter, Stephanie Lyn was formed. It was magical. No words can describe holding the life that came directly from you. The miracle of new life is special.
This experience will forever be the highlight of my own life.
The depth of despair, by contrast was witnessing the loss to my new friend and his wife. I met him briefly as he was leaving the baby viewing room. He apparently had asked to go see the babies ahead of open viewing time. Back then, there were only certain times that the public could go see the babies all lined up in their cute little beds behind a glass wall. We recognized each other with knowing in our eyes. There were no words available. We passed by each other in silence.
Stephanie continues to be the blessing to me that she was when she was first placed in my arms. Tomorrow is her 40th birthday. Happy Birthday, Stephanie. Thank you Kathy for sharing with me to allow the birth of our two precious daughters.
If you find mistakes in this post, please understand the handicap of tears in my eyes.
Proud Papa
Sunday, January 1, 2012
New Year
Happy New Year!
Happy is not the perfect word. Yes, I want you to be happy. But, I want for many more positive things than just happiness.
I want you to have the best year ever. I want it to surpass the high time it was when you graduated from college. Or even better than when you hit your first home run. Or, landed a big fish. I want it to be better than hot cocoa after a sledding party.
I hope you achieve much this year. I want you to get advancements at work. I want you to get higher grades in school than in the past. I wish for you to achieve any/all of your resolutions.
I hope your days are enjoyable. I want the days repetition to not be a drag. Our daily responsibilities take up a lot of our life. May it be pleasant and fulfilling.
I hope your health is good. May you have good health to pursue anything that you desire. One's outlook is so often affected by their health. I extend this hopefulness to your family.
For those of us that like gardening. May your garden grow with beautiful flowers and vegetables. May you have more than enough to share with others in your life.
If you hunt and fish, may you bag that big one. I hope you will be sending me pictures of limits caught. For those who hunt with a camera. I hope you enjoy your outdoor experience. Outdoor time is always a big spirit lifting time for me.
I hope all your traveling is safe. Whether you are going to the store or on a major vacation, I hope you get to see much and return home safe and sound.
Above all, I hope you are snug, secure and cozy at home. Home is a wonderful place where we get to pursue all of our hobbies. It is where we entertain our friends and family. It is where we can be quiet and reflective. May your home be a very blessed place.
I hope everyone increases their interests in politics. We are at a place that needs improvement. I believe we Americans are Blessed. None of us dare take this Blessing for granted. God Blessed this Nation. We need to remember that this Nation is of the People. That means you and I. So for the Nation to continue to succeed, we the People need to be engaged in directing it toward that success.
I wish I could be with each of you to exchange a warm New Year Hug. But, let this blog be a virtual hug from your friend,
Kayak Bandit
Happy is not the perfect word. Yes, I want you to be happy. But, I want for many more positive things than just happiness.
I want you to have the best year ever. I want it to surpass the high time it was when you graduated from college. Or even better than when you hit your first home run. Or, landed a big fish. I want it to be better than hot cocoa after a sledding party.
I hope you achieve much this year. I want you to get advancements at work. I want you to get higher grades in school than in the past. I wish for you to achieve any/all of your resolutions.
I hope your days are enjoyable. I want the days repetition to not be a drag. Our daily responsibilities take up a lot of our life. May it be pleasant and fulfilling.
I hope your health is good. May you have good health to pursue anything that you desire. One's outlook is so often affected by their health. I extend this hopefulness to your family.
For those of us that like gardening. May your garden grow with beautiful flowers and vegetables. May you have more than enough to share with others in your life.
If you hunt and fish, may you bag that big one. I hope you will be sending me pictures of limits caught. For those who hunt with a camera. I hope you enjoy your outdoor experience. Outdoor time is always a big spirit lifting time for me.
I hope all your traveling is safe. Whether you are going to the store or on a major vacation, I hope you get to see much and return home safe and sound.
Above all, I hope you are snug, secure and cozy at home. Home is a wonderful place where we get to pursue all of our hobbies. It is where we entertain our friends and family. It is where we can be quiet and reflective. May your home be a very blessed place.
I hope everyone increases their interests in politics. We are at a place that needs improvement. I believe we Americans are Blessed. None of us dare take this Blessing for granted. God Blessed this Nation. We need to remember that this Nation is of the People. That means you and I. So for the Nation to continue to succeed, we the People need to be engaged in directing it toward that success.
I wish I could be with each of you to exchange a warm New Year Hug. But, let this blog be a virtual hug from your friend,
Kayak Bandit
Friday, December 23, 2011
WINTER HOLIDAY
For My Liberal Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
For My Conservative Friends:
Merry CHRISTmas and a Happy 2012! God Bless You!!
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
For My Conservative Friends:
Merry CHRISTmas and a Happy 2012! God Bless You!!
This was copied by my dear daughter, Stephanie and posted on her Facebook page. I could not resist posting it here.
Merry Christmas, EVERYONE!
Here is a post that will likely not be interesting to most that will read it. Okay, I get your point. None of the previous posts have been all that interesting.
I added some folks to my email list. If you get this in your email, and you like to receive my posts, do nothing. If you get this in your email, and wish not to get them in the future, let me know and I can remove you from the list. If you know someone that really would like to get my posts, but did not get this email, let me know and I can add them to my list.
That is all this is about.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Thursday, December 22, 2011
STOP! THIEF!
I had a great night last night watching the movie Sherlock Holmes with a friend. Afterward we walked the mall. We bought some things for Christmas.
Well, this morning I am casually going about my business. Some of my morning business needs not be discussed here. More to the point, I was making coffee. The coffee maker sits right next to the sink and the sink is centered under the kitchen window. So, all to a sudden, and with much more fervor than usual, Bandit is barking. I look out the window to see him hit the fence next to the garage. His focus is this man wearing a stocking cap. I watched for a moment until I realized this is the man that has been stealing from me over the past year.
I have had ladders, lawn mower, fence posts, and more stolen. Only those that have been violated by these low down awful people know how much of a kick in the gut it is to have things taken. It is not the value alone. It is the VIOLATION! It leaves you without options. It makes you feel like hitting the wall with a closed fist. It makes you start suspecting all that live near you.
The most awful thing it does is make you consider what you would do if you had a gun handy. You probably are laughing under your breath and thinking I am kidding. Of course no one should get shot for simply stealing. It does not threaten ones family or self, so we know not to take it to that extreme.
Okay, back to the story. So once I realized the thief was right here, I wanted to get his license plate. I raced to the bedroom and pulled on my pants and grabbed a winter coat. Mind you I only had my under shorts on before Bandit's announcement. I rationally chose not to grab a gun. This choice was made to save time. I did not even slow down to put socks or shoes on my feet.
Because of the thievery I had started locking my gates. Knowing it would slow me down entering the combination and going through the gate, I chose to go out the front door and run around the house to the side yard. Then I sprinted bare footed over the very cold frozen grass to the even colder gravel and cement at the garage. As I turned the corner of the garage, the pickup was just turning the corner at the far end of our alley. And, no, I could not see the licence. Drat.
I sprinted back across the still cold grass to the front yard to catch another glimpse. Gone.
To my surprise, two of my neighbors were out at their cars. Are you kidding me. They were so close by and were totally oblivious to my misfortune. I ran past them to the corner. Nothing moving. I ran to this street's intersection with my alley. The corner where I caught a glimpse of the pickup.
Now the cold is starting to really scream at me. My feet hurt so bad. I wanted to run because of the cold, but I did not have the energy. I walked back to the spot of the crime. Yes, he had stolen again.
During the summer, I was given a cutting bit off a big loader. The contractor needed to install a new one because his loader was cutting more on one side than the other. The bit was only a little lop sided, so I asked for and was given the slightly worn big piece of steal.
This was heavier than I could load by myself. The contractor helped load it into my Tahoe. Once it was home, I affixed a cable to it and drove my Tahoe forward until it fell to the ground. I say all this to point out that the thief must have been pretty stout to quickly load this into his pickup.
The only evidence I could see were the tracks where he sped away. I am not good at describing something. I was trying to tell myself to make careful observations. What I remember of the pickup is that it was not a full size, it appeared to be a sea green/blue pickup.
So I guarded my memory as I walked across the extremely cold grass to the front door and inside to the comfort of home. Home: my castle!
Now I am sitting here telling you my sad story. I am so jaded by the lack of help from our city police. They are so impotent. They are legal thieves. They take much of my money to supposedly keep us safe. No, they are not keeping me safe from thieves.
Remember, when seconds count, the police are only minutes away!
Okay, so what would I do if I had a gun? You see, I know very clearly what I should do. What I do not know is whether I could sort out everything with clarity in split seconds. So, for sake of discussion, what if you get the drop on the thief and have him dead to rights. Let's say he is surprised and tosses a wrench at you. What will he try next. Does he have a gun. What to do? We are not trained to know how to do this. There will be so many choices needing to be made in way too little time.
I just want to say that I do not want to be involved with an event in which I find out the answer. I hope I never have to point a gun at a human. I hope no human ever considers saving his bacon by using a gun on me. I will never invite the confrontation. I will do what it takes to keep me and my family safe.
Kayak Bandit
Well, this morning I am casually going about my business. Some of my morning business needs not be discussed here. More to the point, I was making coffee. The coffee maker sits right next to the sink and the sink is centered under the kitchen window. So, all to a sudden, and with much more fervor than usual, Bandit is barking. I look out the window to see him hit the fence next to the garage. His focus is this man wearing a stocking cap. I watched for a moment until I realized this is the man that has been stealing from me over the past year.
I have had ladders, lawn mower, fence posts, and more stolen. Only those that have been violated by these low down awful people know how much of a kick in the gut it is to have things taken. It is not the value alone. It is the VIOLATION! It leaves you without options. It makes you feel like hitting the wall with a closed fist. It makes you start suspecting all that live near you.
The most awful thing it does is make you consider what you would do if you had a gun handy. You probably are laughing under your breath and thinking I am kidding. Of course no one should get shot for simply stealing. It does not threaten ones family or self, so we know not to take it to that extreme.
Okay, back to the story. So once I realized the thief was right here, I wanted to get his license plate. I raced to the bedroom and pulled on my pants and grabbed a winter coat. Mind you I only had my under shorts on before Bandit's announcement. I rationally chose not to grab a gun. This choice was made to save time. I did not even slow down to put socks or shoes on my feet.
Because of the thievery I had started locking my gates. Knowing it would slow me down entering the combination and going through the gate, I chose to go out the front door and run around the house to the side yard. Then I sprinted bare footed over the very cold frozen grass to the even colder gravel and cement at the garage. As I turned the corner of the garage, the pickup was just turning the corner at the far end of our alley. And, no, I could not see the licence. Drat.
I sprinted back across the still cold grass to the front yard to catch another glimpse. Gone.
To my surprise, two of my neighbors were out at their cars. Are you kidding me. They were so close by and were totally oblivious to my misfortune. I ran past them to the corner. Nothing moving. I ran to this street's intersection with my alley. The corner where I caught a glimpse of the pickup.
Now the cold is starting to really scream at me. My feet hurt so bad. I wanted to run because of the cold, but I did not have the energy. I walked back to the spot of the crime. Yes, he had stolen again.
During the summer, I was given a cutting bit off a big loader. The contractor needed to install a new one because his loader was cutting more on one side than the other. The bit was only a little lop sided, so I asked for and was given the slightly worn big piece of steal.
This was heavier than I could load by myself. The contractor helped load it into my Tahoe. Once it was home, I affixed a cable to it and drove my Tahoe forward until it fell to the ground. I say all this to point out that the thief must have been pretty stout to quickly load this into his pickup.
The only evidence I could see were the tracks where he sped away. I am not good at describing something. I was trying to tell myself to make careful observations. What I remember of the pickup is that it was not a full size, it appeared to be a sea green/blue pickup.
So I guarded my memory as I walked across the extremely cold grass to the front door and inside to the comfort of home. Home: my castle!
Now I am sitting here telling you my sad story. I am so jaded by the lack of help from our city police. They are so impotent. They are legal thieves. They take much of my money to supposedly keep us safe. No, they are not keeping me safe from thieves.
Remember, when seconds count, the police are only minutes away!
Okay, so what would I do if I had a gun? You see, I know very clearly what I should do. What I do not know is whether I could sort out everything with clarity in split seconds. So, for sake of discussion, what if you get the drop on the thief and have him dead to rights. Let's say he is surprised and tosses a wrench at you. What will he try next. Does he have a gun. What to do? We are not trained to know how to do this. There will be so many choices needing to be made in way too little time.
I just want to say that I do not want to be involved with an event in which I find out the answer. I hope I never have to point a gun at a human. I hope no human ever considers saving his bacon by using a gun on me. I will never invite the confrontation. I will do what it takes to keep me and my family safe.
Kayak Bandit
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Over the River and Through the Woods
Christmas is just around the corner. People are smiling and humming Christmas jingles. Me, I am really into the Christmas Spirit.
This afternoon a wonderful lady opened her home to a big bunch of us that are friends and friends of friends. We all brought potluck in the early afternoon and stayed for a rousing singalong of ALL the old time Christmas Carols. This wonderful family spared no expense. She hired a professional musician to lead the singing, play a wonderful portable electronic piano and provide song lyrics. The fun thing is that not all of us knew everyone else as the afternoon began, but by the time the song were over, we were more than familiar with everyone, we were family. What is better than family at Christmas time? You are right, Nothing!
Another thing significant was that we did not have to shy away from the songs that Celebrate the Birth of Jesus. Who knows what Religion, or non-religion any of us held dear. But, without exception everyone sung with gusto. I am proud to claim Christ as my Savior. My singing loudly the familiar songs did not negatively affect anyone that might not Claim Christ. My delight does not fly in the face, at all, of those that do not share my happiness.
I sure wish some of the people in charge of schools, public places and courts could understand the difference between State sponsored Religion and freedom of worship. No one could tell me to sing the songs with gusto and make me sing with passion. It effervesces. It is from within. No one can tell me to stop humming songs in my mind. It would probably make the song more durable.
I just know that we had a wonderful time tonight. We stopped at times to define "lowing". A smart phone to the rescue. We joked about some of the times the author used poetic liberty to make something rhyme instead of make perfect sense. We had a wonderful evening. The very most fun for me was singing "The Twelve Days of Christmas". A different person volunteered to sing each of the twelve verses. I spoke up for "Five Golden Rings". I threw my whole being into the song.
Merry Christmas everyone,
Kayak Bandit
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Where's the Snow?
Oops, I just published this post before I was really ready to publish it.
The question I ask is "Where's the snow?" I sure is not here and the there is very little in the forecast. Some of you need to send me a thank you note. I am the very reason there is no snow. You see, I bought a new snow blower during a fall clearance sale at my neighborhood hardware store. I seemed like a very good idea at the time. I did not need a new snow blower, I wanted one. The old one does not have power drive. I have to push and pull it. The new one has about ten speeds forward and two speeds back. The plan was to wait for a heavy snow and offer my old snow blower for sale on Craigs List. So much for that plan. maybe it will still work.
A couple years ago I bought a four wheeler with a snow blade. I admit the snow blade was pretty weak. Well, shortly after getting my good deal on the snow blower, I tore the snow blade off the Polaris 500 HO and completely revamped it. I have had no snow to test it out. I was so anxious to test it out that I used it to push dirt up to my new retaining wall. I sure worked good. At one point I got too close to the soft dirt and the 4 wheeler tipped against the wall. It was trapped there. Now, what was I to do?
The answer was simple. Go get the tractor. What tractor, you ask? The tractor with a big bucket for scooping up manure. That tractor. Yep, the tractor did just fine tugging the ATV away from the wall. I had to straighten one block that had been nudged out of place. Since I am on the subject of tractor, let me tell you how great my tractor will be for scooping snow. Sure, I bought it to scoop manure, but if it will scoop manure and dirt, I bet it will also scoop snow. Last year it was marginal at scooping snow. If the snow was driven on before I tried to scoop it up it was too hard for the scoop to cut. I did some revamping of the way the cutting edge was installed and I think it will work just fine.
I guess I have enough equipment to handle the snow. I have several hand shovels, two snow blowers, an awesome ATV and a tractor. So, bring on the snow, please.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas! That sure has a nice ring to it. I may write a song.
Merry Christmas,
Kayak Bandit
The question I ask is "Where's the snow?" I sure is not here and the there is very little in the forecast. Some of you need to send me a thank you note. I am the very reason there is no snow. You see, I bought a new snow blower during a fall clearance sale at my neighborhood hardware store. I seemed like a very good idea at the time. I did not need a new snow blower, I wanted one. The old one does not have power drive. I have to push and pull it. The new one has about ten speeds forward and two speeds back. The plan was to wait for a heavy snow and offer my old snow blower for sale on Craigs List. So much for that plan. maybe it will still work.
A couple years ago I bought a four wheeler with a snow blade. I admit the snow blade was pretty weak. Well, shortly after getting my good deal on the snow blower, I tore the snow blade off the Polaris 500 HO and completely revamped it. I have had no snow to test it out. I was so anxious to test it out that I used it to push dirt up to my new retaining wall. I sure worked good. At one point I got too close to the soft dirt and the 4 wheeler tipped against the wall. It was trapped there. Now, what was I to do?
The answer was simple. Go get the tractor. What tractor, you ask? The tractor with a big bucket for scooping up manure. That tractor. Yep, the tractor did just fine tugging the ATV away from the wall. I had to straighten one block that had been nudged out of place. Since I am on the subject of tractor, let me tell you how great my tractor will be for scooping snow. Sure, I bought it to scoop manure, but if it will scoop manure and dirt, I bet it will also scoop snow. Last year it was marginal at scooping snow. If the snow was driven on before I tried to scoop it up it was too hard for the scoop to cut. I did some revamping of the way the cutting edge was installed and I think it will work just fine.
I guess I have enough equipment to handle the snow. I have several hand shovels, two snow blowers, an awesome ATV and a tractor. So, bring on the snow, please.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas! That sure has a nice ring to it. I may write a song.
Merry Christmas,
Kayak Bandit
Friday, December 16, 2011
Goodbye Flood
I expect many of you were chewing your nails with concern for me and my plugged pipes. For those of you that were not concerned, how could you?
I called Action Drain this morning at 8:15 and Chris arrived at 9:00. He very thoughtfully considered where to attack the problem. After about ten minutes he sent his snake into the clean out under the kitchen sink. Voila! Minutes later, the problem was merely a memory.
The really good thing is that his assessment saved me about fifty bucks because I thought the problem was farther out from the house. He was able to use a smaller snake than if he had cleaned where I thought. Super!
KB
I called Action Drain this morning at 8:15 and Chris arrived at 9:00. He very thoughtfully considered where to attack the problem. After about ten minutes he sent his snake into the clean out under the kitchen sink. Voila! Minutes later, the problem was merely a memory.
The really good thing is that his assessment saved me about fifty bucks because I thought the problem was farther out from the house. He was able to use a smaller snake than if he had cleaned where I thought. Super!
KB
Thursday, December 15, 2011
It's a Flood
I am washing up a couple cooking utensils as I am making dinner. The potatoes are boiling away. The hamburger for the shepherds pie is simmering with the onions and garlic. I was going to rinse out the cans of beans and corn before I put them into the recycle bin.
And lo, it's a flood. the water was rising in the sink where I had rinse water running. I thought it was just a local thing because I had rinsed down the potato peels. But no, it was coming up in the other half of the double sink. I still thought it was local to this sink. I went down stairs to check. Wrong again. It was rising in the shower.
I guess I need to have the line from the house to the sewer cleaned again. I had it done about four years ago. The technician told me that with my concrete sewer line that I would likely need to do it every couple years. So, I guess I am about on track for the inevitable.
I'll call Action Drain tomorrow. There is no problem choosing them because of all the companies that clean sewer lines here in Spokane, they are the best. They are not the most expensive or the cheapest. But they truly are the best. And beside that the owners of the company are nice people.
By this time tomorrow I will be able to use my water to my heart's delight.
KB
And lo, it's a flood. the water was rising in the sink where I had rinse water running. I thought it was just a local thing because I had rinsed down the potato peels. But no, it was coming up in the other half of the double sink. I still thought it was local to this sink. I went down stairs to check. Wrong again. It was rising in the shower.
I guess I need to have the line from the house to the sewer cleaned again. I had it done about four years ago. The technician told me that with my concrete sewer line that I would likely need to do it every couple years. So, I guess I am about on track for the inevitable.
I'll call Action Drain tomorrow. There is no problem choosing them because of all the companies that clean sewer lines here in Spokane, they are the best. They are not the most expensive or the cheapest. But they truly are the best. And beside that the owners of the company are nice people.
By this time tomorrow I will be able to use my water to my heart's delight.
KB
Camping at McDonald Lake
My dad loved to fish. He would often spend the day working in the fields until just before sunset and head to the river to catch a walleye or northern. I never did enjoy the fishing as much as my dad. I suppose no one could. The mold was broken when he was born.
I said I did not enjoy fishing as much as my dad. That does not mean I had less fun on a fishing trip. Some of my antics probably disappointed my dad. I know he loved to tell the stories of his conquests to family and friends. I rarely stayed at my fishing post and caught as many as expected. Dad would flail the water until there was total darkness. Not me.
Nonetheless, I was often part of his fishing adventures. I would eagerly help load the car with our supplies. I would help get the boat into the water. One trip did not include the rest of our family. And, it was overnight. My dad and I were joined in our fishing camping trip by a family friend of my dad's. I think it was Leonard White.
This trip was really fun. Dad had made arrangements to camp next to McDonald Lake in a pasture. We were within walking distance of a regular campground about a quarter mile away. But, the campground probably cost more than we could afford. So, here we were, camped where you had to be careful where you stepped or your shoe would smell for a long time. The place had what I wanted. I could go for a stroll up into the trees and return with an armful of firewood. The lush green grass was a guarantee that a fire would not spread.
Dad went out fishing many times and left me at the campsite. Perfect with me be cause I could move about. Sitting in a boat was way to restrictive for me. I remember the pots and pans from moms kitchen. I remember the jars of produce from our pantry. This is the likely place that I learned to appreciate a personal fire. If you built a large fire, it was of little use for anything except warming one side of your body at a time. But, if you controlled your fire, you could move the fire aside enough to expose the coals. Then you could rest a pan on these coals.
I am sure dad caught many fish on this trip. I started figuring out some of life's important truths. The chief lesson was "More is not necessarily better".
KB
I said I did not enjoy fishing as much as my dad. That does not mean I had less fun on a fishing trip. Some of my antics probably disappointed my dad. I know he loved to tell the stories of his conquests to family and friends. I rarely stayed at my fishing post and caught as many as expected. Dad would flail the water until there was total darkness. Not me.
Nonetheless, I was often part of his fishing adventures. I would eagerly help load the car with our supplies. I would help get the boat into the water. One trip did not include the rest of our family. And, it was overnight. My dad and I were joined in our fishing camping trip by a family friend of my dad's. I think it was Leonard White.
This trip was really fun. Dad had made arrangements to camp next to McDonald Lake in a pasture. We were within walking distance of a regular campground about a quarter mile away. But, the campground probably cost more than we could afford. So, here we were, camped where you had to be careful where you stepped or your shoe would smell for a long time. The place had what I wanted. I could go for a stroll up into the trees and return with an armful of firewood. The lush green grass was a guarantee that a fire would not spread.
Dad went out fishing many times and left me at the campsite. Perfect with me be cause I could move about. Sitting in a boat was way to restrictive for me. I remember the pots and pans from moms kitchen. I remember the jars of produce from our pantry. This is the likely place that I learned to appreciate a personal fire. If you built a large fire, it was of little use for anything except warming one side of your body at a time. But, if you controlled your fire, you could move the fire aside enough to expose the coals. Then you could rest a pan on these coals.
I am sure dad caught many fish on this trip. I started figuring out some of life's important truths. The chief lesson was "More is not necessarily better".
KB
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Whas Up
I think it is funny how our culture catches on to certain words or phrases. Here are a few that come to mind:
Just around the edges
Supercalifragilist Expialidosious
That's cool
Chillin
Here comes the Judge
Ten four good buddy
What's your twenty
Tall Clover
Your mother wears combat boots
Cruzin
C note
Franklin
Necking
Suck face
Brokeback
Rad
Livin large
Hows it hangin
You get the idea. Add your catch phrases by writing a comment. I will add them to my list. If you prefer, send me an email at kayakbandit@gmail.com. Either way I will add your list to my list. Let's see how big the list gets.
KB
Just around the edges
Supercalifragilist Expialidosious
That's cool
Chillin
Here comes the Judge
Ten four good buddy
What's your twenty
Tall Clover
Your mother wears combat boots
Cruzin
C note
Franklin
Necking
Suck face
Brokeback
Rad
Livin large
Hows it hangin
You get the idea. Add your catch phrases by writing a comment. I will add them to my list. If you prefer, send me an email at kayakbandit@gmail.com. Either way I will add your list to my list. Let's see how big the list gets.
KB
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